Dear owners of Arizona, KC, Philly, Bears, Bills, Browns, Chargers -
You all fired your head coach today. May I offer you a young vibrant exciting new coaching prospect? I understand that he has not proven himself as a head coach yet. And he makes 5 star recruits play like 2 star walk-ons, but at least he gets those 5 star recruits! What's that? Recruiting means nothing in the NFL?? Well, it's not really helpful in college either if you can't coach...
On the plus side, he will bring his daddy with him to coach the D! Ahhhh...nevermind...forget I mentioned that.
Look nfl teams. We know he SUCKS!! But at the end of the day, you owe us! Look at all the great players SC gave you over the years...and since Pat Haden forgot that he's allowed to fire coaches (I'm looking at you Kevin O'Neill) we come pleading to you NFL teams. Please please do us this one favor and hire Kiffin away!!
Happy new year,
Trojan Fans Everywhere
